Hey guys it’s Ryan (tumblr user cantaloupenipples)
My blog didn’t get deleted and I didn’t lose any followers
I didn’t reblog that ad post because it annoyed the hell out of me
So you should follow me
[Insert sentence ending with “…” So it shows I’m sad and “regret” my ways even though I made a shit ton of money]
do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
Hmmm this is tough. Probably marry you, fuck you, and instead of killing you, can I just fuck and marry you?
Marry lilo, fuck Betsy, befriend Adalia, and kill you for thinking of this